Q: ... Should not we combine the funeral, weddings, christenings, retirement parties and open houses?

For example:

"Danforth Giddle died Wednesday after a 24 long battle with the local drug lords in Tijuana.

A: I'm too drunk to answer this question ... You want a shot or not ?.?.?

I say that the crematorium should be a framework for those old enough BBQ for clean teeth.